[ 摘 ] the suicide kit From THE SUICIDE KIT by DAVID L. HAYLES

the suicide kit
From THE SUICIDE KIT by DAVID L. HAYLES

Thousands of people commit suicide every year. The figures are rising. We can blame this on many factors, but the causes are too numerous to go into here. The simple fact is, people will commit suicide, so what options are open to them?


The rope noose, the car exhaust, a shotgun in the mouth, the oven, pills, razor blades, the leap, the tube train, the speeding truck, the railway tracks, the river, canal or pond, an electrical applicant in the bath, two pencils in the nostrils at exam time, either, strychnine, rat poison, toxic gas? Forget about it!

The Suicide Kit provides a clean, fast suicide that will let you go out not only with dignity, but without adding to what you’re already suffering. With The Suicide Kit, your body will remain more or less intact. You won’t have to worry about your wife finding your brains on the living room wall, or a young couple on a moonlight night coming across your bloated corpse on the riverbank, or a train driver pulling your headless torso out from under the wheels of his train. Relatives won’t have to attend your funeral knowing the coffin contains your mangled body, the result of a thirteen-floor jump before you exploded like an overripe melon on the pavement below.

The Suicide Kit is 100% guaranteed. Your money back, and another kit, free of charge, if you don’t receive satisfaction.

So, go out the way you want to go:

The Suicide Kit

No pills, no guns, no bloody mess.
Credit cards accepted.
Senior citizen discounts.
Cults – we do special offers on bulk orders.

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HAHAHA....FUNNY ADS.
JUST WONDER WHAT THE SUICIDE KIT CONTAINS?
MAY I TAKE A LOOK? *_<
HOW ABOUT PAY BY THE INSTALMENT !?
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哈哈!! 100% guaranteed!!
誠品有在賣這本書
團購有打折!! 哈哈!!
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